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A Phone Call That Must Have Happened Many Times

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If Biden Were Trump

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It's Not The Sticks and Stones. It's the Words

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Hillbilly Demagoguery

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Top 10 Postcoital Discussions Between the Chairman of the Florida Republican Party; His Wife, a Co-Founder of Moms for Liberty; and the Woman With Whom They Were Co-Banging

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Where The Rationalization Comes Sweepin' Down The Plain

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If Biden Loses, Blame My Wife

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Prostates and Puns in Paradise

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Back When He Was Drinking

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Enough Room For Everyone

With Friends Like This, Jews Don’t Need Enemies

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The Box of Ducks

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Channeling John Banner

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They Ran Together

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Eight Is Enough

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I Loved You First

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A Jury of My Peers (Part 2)

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A Box Of Ducks

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On Tennessee Williams and Arthur Miller and Escape

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Jack And Florence At A Dance

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Brand On The Run

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Top 10 News Stories If Donald J. Trump Were President Today

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Jury of My Peers (Part One)

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DeSantis’ Eras Tour

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Meals and The Memory of Murder in Manhattan

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When Perspective Matters. When Perspective Doesn't.

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Is it Noonan or is it Not?

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Top 10 Things Kevin McCarthy Has Done Since Being Deposed As Speaker

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It's The Cream Cheese, Stupid

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The Hobson's Choice in The House

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Top 10 Things Also Found in the Home of Sen. Bob Menendez and Wife Nadine

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Sherman Ray, Jack Friedman, Otto Frank, and the New Emptiness on The Hebrew Home’s Second Floor

Sausage and Clichés on This Day of Atonement

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Advice From The Master

Top 10 Books Jann Wenner is Working On

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De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum

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The Low-Grade Sins of the Press

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Late Night with Jerry Izenberg

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Deoxyribonucleic Acid or Bust

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It's All Greek To Me

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A Most Unsatisfying Swan Song

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In Which Condescension Meets Fashion Over Guacamole

Top 10 Things Going Through the Mind of Mitch McConnell During His Latest Episode

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Top 10 Trump Regrets*

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Panting in Norway

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De mortuis nil nisi bonum

When 95% Isn't Good Enough

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My Recalibration of Jim Bridenstine Continues

Top 10 Thoughts Trump Had Moments Before His Mug Shot

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When All You Want Out of Life is the Right Kind of Jew Who's Good Around The House

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Burgum's Sorghum

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Top 10 Posts That Could Earn Soccer's Neymar an Additional $5 Million

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Small Town Spin

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Diese Woche mit Marte Bruger

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The Belly Meat of Salmon and Other Love Stories

Top 10 Historical Twosomes With Whom Trump Would Dine (and His Post-Meal Comments)

Top 10 From The Band

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And I Thought I Liked Pizza

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Andaðu

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Munch More To Come

A Young Donald Trump Writes A Dying Woody Guthrie

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Blood and Ketchup

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Pan Flutes and Other Horrors

Room With a Jew

Norway Without Drawers

Top 10 Marjorie Taylor Greene Malaprops

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Trump's Luck

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Tough Crowd

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Top 10 Songs Jason Aldean Will Record Next

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Donald Trump admits to paying for abortion

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Late Breaking News About Sunday's Show at Circle Cinema: Free Food

A Moment Inside the Aldean Household

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Another Random Edition of Either . . . or . . . or

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When The Chainsaw Breaks

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The Best of the Worst

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Top 10 Characterizations Courtesy of Republican Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville

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Making a Mountain Out of a Transgender Molehill and Other GOP Love Stories

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Top 10 Cage Matches We'd Like to See

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Eat Like a Jew

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Is it Trump or is it Not?

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Top 10 Suggestions Trump Has Given Others

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The Shelf Life of Outrage

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Top 10 Fallouts From the Hunter Biden Plea Deal

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Is it Trump or is it Not

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When The Chainsaw Breaks

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Top 10 Items Found in Trump’s Bathroom Amidst the Boxes of Classified Documents

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Lindsey Graham Keeps Digging

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His Cock Was Waving At Me

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Top 10 Business Opportunities Greg Norman Is Considering

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Scenes From a Mall

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Witchy Woman

The Car Wreck Next Time

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Top 10 GOP Demands Made During Negotiations to Raise the Debt Ceiling

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Never A Good Time To Talk About Sex

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Don’t Fill Up On Soup

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Top 10 Trump Reactions When Ron DeSantis Is Elected President

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Capturing the (Barry) Friedmans

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God Forsakes Those Without Bathtubs

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Donalds’ Donald

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Top 10 Additional Allegations Made By Noelle Dunphy Against Rudy Giuliani

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Do Do Don Ron Run

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Selflessness is Exhausting (And Filling)

The Personal Toll of Trump

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The Time My Mother Condoned Light, Consensual Bondage

Musk, Morning Meals, and Minions

When a City Winks at You

Top 10 Reactions from Hardcore Trump Supporters That He’s a Convicted Sexual Predator

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I Need a Building or Small City Named After Me Now

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I Wonder If She's Wearing the Shirt Today

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Top 10 Advertisers for Trump's "Town Hall" on CNN Next Week

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Some Kicks on Route 66 These Were

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What If Democrats Were Republicans

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Ghouls Gotta Ghoul

The Hole of Sunday Morning

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Top 10 Shows Jerry Springer Would Have Done If He Hadn't Just Died

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Ain't This Some (Jack) Sh*t

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You Can't Go Home Again. I Mean, I'm Not Saying You Can't Go Home Again. You Can. You Know What I Mean

Da Doo Don Ron Run, Da Doo Don Ron

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Top 10 Things Overheard in the Fox News Corporate Suite After Agreeing to Pay Dominion Voting Systems $787.5 Million

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Rick Wakeman Could Save Your Life

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You Should Have Heard Us Racists in The Old Days

Wrestling As Metaphor

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The GOP is the Wurzelbacher Party

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Top 10 Things Clarence Thomas Did on Harlan Crow's Yacht

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The Pubic Hair Should Have Been Our Biggest Clue

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Mario Puzo and The Haggadah

The Birds in the Las Vegas Arts District are Up Late

Top 10 Things Travis Tritt Is Advising His Fans to Do Instead of Buying Budweiser Products

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Who Would Do Such a Thing?

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The Wisdom of Rogers Hornsby

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Anniversaries, Sticking It To The Man, and Compliments from Old Jewish Men

Two Insurrectionists

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What's His Name and Ziggy

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Las Vegas Diary (Day One)

Top 10 GOP Rationalizations After The Nashville Shooting

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Homeless Is Where You Are. Not Who.

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In Defense of Julian Assange

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Is It Noonan Or Is It Not?

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Top 10 Scenarios If and When Trump Is Indicted

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Big Damn Book Signing in Oklahoma City

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Trump Insists He Only Gave Stormy Daniels a Hat

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Wrestling As Metaphor

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Top 10 Things We Didn't Think Were Possible On March 17th, 2022

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Oklahoma's Education Nightmare

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Unleash Your Inner Animal, America!

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Top 10 Revelations from Dominion/Fox Depositions

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Julian Assange. Confusing Jews.

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Even the “Good” GOP Guys Pick Party Over Country

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Top 10 Scott Adams Plans for the Future

Your Thursday Oklahoma

John on Jack

Dahlia Lithwick’s 30 Hours in Tulsa

How Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel Walks Softly and Carries Almost No Stick At All

Look Who's #1 (and #5) in Oklahoma

Your Saturday Jack (Posthumous)

Late Night with Jerry Izenberg

Top 10 Characteristics of Marjorie Taylor Greene's New Red State America

Your Thursday Oklahoma

All the Questions Not Asked

How I Saved Richard Belzer's Life One Morning in Vegas

Top 10 GOP Spins on the Events in East Palestine, Ohio

Your Thursday Oklahoma

In Which We Are Reminded Why It's Always a Bad Idea to Ask a Writer to Pontificate

Hamburgers and Nunchucks

More Better

Hitler and The Press Make Up

Dahlia Lithwick's 30 Hours in Tulsa

Top 10 Reasons Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Put on This Earth

Your Thursday Oklahoma

Nana in The Netherlands

In Which ChatGPT Desperately Needs Snark

Ted's Excellent Misdirection

Top 10 "Godfather" Characters Not Related by Blood or Marriage to the Corleone Family

Magic Night at Magic City

Your Thursday Oklahoma

Money and Mediocrity in the NCAA

Jordan Fouls Out

Top 10 Things Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu Have in Common

Your Thursday Oklahoma

Look Who's #1

New Date and Time for Jack Sh*t Book Event

How a Blow Job Broke a Nation

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Top 10 Randy Newman Songs

Your Thursday Oklahoma

A Young Donald Trump Writes to a Dying Woody Guthrie

Too Much Barry

Losing Trump

Top 10 Rationalizations from Long Islanders Who Voted for George Santos

Your Thursday Oklahoma

Colonel Tom Parker, The Cranky Big Guy, Dahlia Lithwick, and My Father's Mailbox

Red, Red Whine

Yachts of Luck

Top 10 Things Kevin McCarthy Offered GOP House Members to Become Speaker

Your Thursday Oklahoma

Your Literary Jack

Guess Who's Coming to Tulsa?

Your New Year's Day Jerry Izenberg