BREAKING NEWS
And Who Had This on His or Her Bingo Card?
My father wasn’t lying — apparently he didn’t do anything.
Andrew from the Hebrew Home just called with sad, sad news.
Still together, still plugged in to the wall, the razor is nonetheless and indeed broken and unfixable.
And that razor’s name? Bernie Newman.
Aw, man. Poor razor. And after all the times Jack tried to kill it and didn't succeed, it just goes and gives up the ghost for no reason. So sad.