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Why can’t every day be like Wednesday morning?

Donald Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions

Jesus abdicates over Trump

Haven’t the Jews suffered enough?

A horrible thought that. As for the satire, it’s tough to tell the difference anymore.

Ten Things Donald Trump would say to the widows, widowers, and family members of the departed

Dave’s Blue Beetle

Good boy, Linds. Now roll over.

Top Ten Bill Barr legal opinions if he had been lawyering in perpetuity

Weird science

The blue divide

Me and Maddow

Trigger warning

Running through the rope

Top Ten remarks Trump forgot to say to Jews

TED Talks

Top Ten Things NATO Leaders Said Behind Trump’s Back

Senator John Kennedy on Nazis, Jews, and the importance of not rushing to judgment.

A smile that could light up a country

When Face the Nation doesn’t

Top 10 statements Jim Jordan had planned to make this week before running out of time.

Is it Noonan or is it not?

Top 11 GOP explanations for Trump’s actions in Ukraine

Excerpts from John Bolton’s upcoming book “American Lion: My time in Trump’s White House”

A dog of a Sunday

Either … or … or

Politics and the personal

Ten things Apple found on Rudy Giuliani’s phone when it helped him unlock it

Spiking the ball when killing bad guys

Ten reasons to continue supporting Donald Trump

Mick Mulvaney’s very bad, not good, awful four days

Top Ten conversations between ex-President Trump and invited guests as he relaxes by the pool at…

Chris minus Shep

Dear Rudy

Ten Post Trump Autobiographies

One good man will do

Ten most unconscionable human beings in the legal profession

Mm-Hm

Ten more inappropriate Trump phone calls to world leaders uncovered by a CIA whistleblower

The president shoots a man outside of Trump Tower

Will’s way with words

Ten promises Donald Trump made to world leaders

A well-respected apologist and author

10 job prospects for John Bolton

Judging the judgment

Humanity and Hubris

Standing with tyrants

Trump trumps this guy

Eleven other times in the past week Donald Trump used his Sharpie

President Trump’s Labor Day Message

Eleven individuals upset with history’s take

I like widows of war heroes who call out Trump

Top Ten places Donald Trump also wanted to buy

For the love of God, can we leave God out of the 2020 election?

The parking is pretty amazing. Thanks for the good words.

Top 10 People Benjamin Netanyahu should ban from entering Israel

The Statue of Liberty 2.0

Kurtz: The horror! The horror!

11 things Donald Trump could do in the middle of 5th Avenue that would cost him voters.

NRA has no time for your tears

God and steel in America

Top Ten Reasons Donald Trump Will Be Reelected in 2020

I don’t always get it myself, but I still like Tim McCarver and James Carville, too.

So I take it you don’t love the last graph nearly as much.

Clorox and Soothsayers

No country for old racists*

The fraud of the fraud

Identity crisis

The darkness to come

Tax to the future

On avocado toast and Jesus

Fear and loafing in Europe

Caged kids in context

10 questions the House Republicans forgot to ask

Does Hitler Really Hate Jews?

Niemöller in the age of Trump, 2019 Edition

Ten questions Trump had the department of commerce add to the 2020 Census

Obama calls whites “intellectually-challenged crackers”

If only Hillary and Bill had been around to blame through the centuries

America Buffaloed

Why is everyone picking on Chuck Todd of late?*

Trump Names 10 More to Receive Presidential Medal of Freedom

Would it have mattered if this were the actual exchange?

First Amendment, Schmirst Amendment

Trump says U.S. agency will begin removing millions of Jews

My daughter, Britney Spears, and sustainable farming

Another Lunch with Jerry

It was never just about the pizza

Thanks, Brandon.

Thanks, PG. Appreciate it

You just now noticed?

Donald Trump Visits World Leaders Throughout History

No matter how terrible it gets

Top Ten Trump Golf Related Activities

Top Ten Signs, Monuments, and Statues Donald Trump Wants Covered Up

The president’s cheet sheet

Is it Carson or is it Not?

Donald Trump admits to paying for abortion

Ten Laws Currently Being Considered by the Alabama Legislature

Ten Moments Between Jerry Falwell Jr and Giancarlo Granda

Top 13 defenses William Barr would have made throughout history

On tear gas, breasts, and Russians with no sense of irony

The small fish never get thrown back

Top 10 Things God will say to Franklin Graham at Graham’s initial Pearly Gates interview

Warren is, to my mind, far and away the most qualified.

10 Top Things the people around Donald Trump refused to do

I’m sorry as well.

Don’t want to speak for John, but as a doctor, he, I imagine, does not (nor, if it wasn’t pot…

The overpromise of pot in Oklahoma

Sarah Sanders reminds the GOP it is still leashed

The such as it is mettle of Senator Mitt Romney

The gender douchebaggery of Mike and Matt

I would have thought you would have at least included some pictures of those babies you adopted…

Top Ten Trump insults yet to come

Who loves ya, Jews?

Top Ten conversation starters between Donald and Melania Trump on the flight to Mar-A-Lago the last

On Flautists and Frauds

Over/Under

Trump agrees to give South Korea to Kim Jong Un

Holocaust deniers, cow flatulence, and Alan Dershowitz’s rocky rehabilitation

Ten Additional Things Roger Stone will do in the coming weeks to piss off Judge Amy Berman Jackson

Trusting the snake

Numbers and years.

Where’s your Messiah now?

Is this mic on? Gayle King stops by (and doesn’t leave) Face the Nation

Christian Denied Last Rights at Execution

Ten lines that nearly made it into the SOTU. With stage directions.

How Democrats and Republicans differ

Race, the race, and (maybe) redemption

WH Cancels Trump’s Daily Intelligence Briefing Even After Whimpering Intel Chiefs Lie Prostrate In…

The 25 Trump would send to jail

Can we all just lighten up about Howard Schultz?

The problem with moderation

What Trump nearly tweeted about postponing his SOTU address

The Roosters of Mallorca

Rudy Giuliani throughout history

The King of Racism

What he really meant was …