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A perfect climate for a non-debate

There is hardly a claim in your response that’s accurate.

Appreciate you writing.

At Year’s End

A gathering gunfight

The Bad Baptist Board

The bond between them

Ego and Denial on 11th Street

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Gail. In fact, I didn’t.

Hugh Hewitt, damp squids, and other love stories

G.T. Bynum settles in

The 2018 Bad Penny Awards

But For a Greeting

Worst Casting Decisions/Acting Performances

Is it Noonan or is it Not?

Eleven Things Jim Acosta Probably Wishes He Could Ask Donald Trump Now That His Ban Has Been Lifted

On Meet the Press the First Sunday Morning after Donald Trump Dies

The letter Trump will write

Top 13 Passages from Ivanka Trump’s Released Emails

Alan Dershowitz for the Defense

Mm-Hm

Ten Things Donald Trump did in his room at the US Ambassador’s Residence in Paris rather than…

Whatever I can do. Ha.

David Brooks explains it all

18 Top Movie Musicals

A Touch of Bruno

Thank you, Judith.

The problem with elder statesman

Where is my wandering boy

Top 10 Stephen Miller Pick-up Lines

President Booker to end gun ownership

This one is absolutely real.

Contextualizing Nazis and evil

Trece

Showering the president with obfuscation and false equivalence

Top 11 Songs of 1968

Niemöller for Trumpian times, Part the Infinity

What Hillary Clinton can learn from Melania Trump

Why Senator Jeff Flake is so Maddening, Part the Infinity

Obama rebuffs moves to punish Saudi Arabia in murder of Wall Street Journal Reporter in Turkey

Top Ten Kanye West History Takes

We’re not Chile

Because this is what presidents do

She never fails to fail

Top Ten Things Beelzebub Might Say Upon Meeting Mitch McConnell

Even when she gets it right, she gets it wrong

What if she said what he said

Top 10 Recently Erased Brett Kavanaugh Summer 1982 Calendar Entries

Yes, Bret, I agree, but …

Senator Lindsey Graham: “I’m not going to ruin the Catholic Church over this.”

Is it Carson or is it Not?

Top Ten Overheard Things Donald Trump said to Brett Kavanaugh when Kavanaugh was hanging at the…

Two guys on Yom Kippur

Will no one rid us of this meddlesome putz?

Great Lines in Literature

Obama calls NFL players “Sons of Bitches”

Mike Pence, Trump’s Dominionist Messenger Boy (and, if we’re lucky, our next president)

Best Hospital Shows on TV

Poverty and Labor in America.

Dead friends deserve better

If Trump spoke today at the memorial service for Senator John McCain

Twelve Songs To Start The Day

Sunday Morning Coming Down

What a Johnson

You know

Being Omarosa

The Storm after the Storm

On the Road

Senator Graham’s gymnastics and other love stories

Over God We Fuss

Humanity in America

Oklahoma’s God Botherers

Bill Maher doesn’t fear the boos

Warming up to Jim Bridenstine

The education of Tom Coburn

Life and Love after a Radical Prostatectomy

The Fear Among Us

23 Best Live Albums

In which Marco Rubio reminds us about the restorative power of words

As If

A young Donald Trump writes to a dying Woody Guthrie

Hugh Hewitt explains it all

20 Either … Or … Or

Dear Vlad,

Yachts of Rudy

Is it Noonan or is it Not?

Top 17 American Tunes

Some of the pictures were free

Thank you, Judith

Diese Woche mit Marte Bruger

Embracing the First

Top 18 Sports Books

Party of 62,984,825, your fable is ready

On Mister Rogers and a bus in Hungary

10 Great Books You’ve Been Unable (or struggled mightily) to Finish

Talk Right

Certainly. And thanks you.

The danger of the ignoramus.

We are not the same, Part the infinity

Kellyanne Conway on the Border

Mueller, well, he — he played this one beautifully.

Fourteen Great Movies of the ‘70s

Loving Israel and Hating Jews

Two Men. One Important. One With a Tilde

Another cold sore returns

You leave something good behind

16 Great Rock Albums of the 70s

Rudy Giuliani is now engaged to Morgan Fairchild

The Single Best of the Dead

Memoirs and Memory

Quiz Results

Late Monday Afternoon Massacre

The company they keep

10 Shondas and Goniffs for the Lord

We shall all be called as witnesses

John and Robert’s Excellent Jerusalem Adventure

Abandoning a dying friend

Spanky Brown was the black guy

The States of Cinema

나는 노벨상을 얻어야한다. 그렇지 않으면 모두 죽을 것이다.

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the women

10 Under 30

There’s no joy in schaudenfreude

Jesus is Angry

*The prostate has left the building.

The Bahamas, Thursday, April 12

They made an exception in my case.

Not awful if it’s cold and there are pretzels nearby

The Bahamas, Wednesday, April 11

The Tao of Florence Friedman

The Bahamas, Day 2

The Bahamas, Day 1

Mutant for the Defense

12 songs about God

I’m afraid you may be right

Bulletproof backpacks and our surrender

Hump Day Hump

German escort describes steamy night with Barack Obama

The GOP makes from it shit

The Live Hearts

Thirteen great opening lines in literature

A truly open mind

Hump Day Humpette

First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers (and let’s start with the Trump guy)

Our kingdom for a pulse

Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, and Andrew McCabe

Worst Mustaches in all the Land

Divorce in Trumpland

But tomorrow is another day. Hell, today is another day.

Hump Day Hump

Quite a man

Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man

11 Sequels that have to be made

And they never even said Thank You

The state we’re in

What’s wrong with the Right

Oklahoma politics and pot

G.T. Bynum, mayoral ghosts, and the Reagan sofa

Hump Day Hump

The NRA rot, part the infinity

This Trump’s for you

Ten Rock/Pop Vocalists Who At Their Most Overwrought Sound Like They Are Passing a Kidney Stone

Four guys and ghosts in a truck

Hump Day Hump

It’s not easy being a daughter, Ivanka

Dana Loesch’s children weren’t murdered on Valentine’s Day

You shouldn’t talk about the president’s children like that.

Top 10 TV Shows not on Broadcast TV

Coach Snowflake

Hump Day Hump(s)

It’s not Trump. It’s America.

No. But it’s scary that you had your doubts.

I agree. Really, arming teachers?

There are no more words

The best of the dead

Paul at 10

Hump Day Hump

The Pastor grows more and more dismayed

The president is a ladies man

November 4, 2020

Trump’s tinny arf

Obama attacks Republicans, calls them treasonous.

“… so that we can make of this old world a new world.”

The sins of the father embraced

Infidelity

He’s not fucking either Hope or Nikki or, I imagine, Melania after this.

What do you know?

One would love to think she did it on purpose, but life is rarely that wonderful

That’s very touching, Susan.

In defense of Melania Trump

What’s wrong with the GOP

Excerpts from an advanced copy of tonight’s State of the Union address

The Manchinian Candidate

If I were president …

For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.

“The Horror! The Horror!”

It’s the “lengthy” that makes it art

Will someone please stop Franklin Graham’s food?

I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.

It’s not the mental health, it’s the guns. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4318286/

Ten for the kinder

New HHS civil rights division to protect health workers with moral or religious objections from…

The president is gifted, healthy, and excellently cognitive

Is it Noonan or is it Not?

I know … NOTHING

10 Random, Context-Free Trump responses to Special Counsel Robert Muller should a White House…

Millionaire offended some people are now making $600 per week

It’s not pretty being easy

Fuggedaboutit!

Waiting on a nickname

5 Moments from the Obama Presidency

No matter how satirical you are, it’s never enough to keep up.