Your Thursday Oklahoma (on Wednesday)

Courtesy of Esquire's Charles P. Pierce with help from yours truly

Big damn thanks as always to good friend Charles P. Pierce of Esquire for the shoutout and for reminding us, if such reminders were necessary, that to put the incompetence, malfeasance, and overall horribleness of Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters into perspective, not even Donald Trump was willing to unleash such God-bothering darkness on all the nation’s schoolchildren.

But he can continue fucking up Oklahoma’s kids with regularity.

And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma, whence Blog Official Conch-Roper Friedman of The Plains brings us another installment in our long-running Sooner saga we call, The Life And Times Of Ryan Walters, Warrior For God And Massive Fcking Tool. In this episode, Young Ryan is discovered taking money from other, even more massive fcking tools. From Fox 25 in Oklahoma City: