Big damn thanks as always to good friend Charles P. Pierce of Esquire for the shoutout and for reminding us, if such reminders were necessary, that in Oklahoma, we worry about the safety of our cocks.
And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma, whence Blog Official Eurostyle Correspondent Friedman of the Algarve brings us the tale of the unique criminal escapades indigenous to the Sooner State. From Oklahoma Voice:


