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Jack Mahoney's avatar

I had a girlfriend who said, "I love you so much when you're not here." Probably not the same.

Barry Friedman's avatar

Oh, I think it's pretty close.

Your server, Kevin Hayden's avatar

Rumi? I thought that's what Jack said.

Barry Friedman's avatar

They are really one and the same, don't you think?

Robert Tetrault's avatar

After thirty plus years we are mostly silent, knowing our thoughts and feelings too well for words. Aches and pains are the only news.

Rumi is for yutes, said Joe Pesci

Barry Friedman's avatar

Your "aches and pains" line made me remember one of my favorite jokes about why there aren't many Jewish faith healers. We're too competitive.

"Rabbi, rabbi, my ankle."

"YOUR ankle? Please. What about my knee?"

Robert Tetrault's avatar

Yes. From me she gets empathy, sympathy, support. From her I get some of that but I also get "shoulds"

Ach!

Kent Anderson's avatar

Sounds like what Lucifer would say...lol fuuuucccckkk!!!!

Barry Friedman's avatar

Before or after taking his grandmother and mother to the movies?

Kent Anderson's avatar

Barry, he's the comic equivalent of dilithium crystals. Or Folger's crystals, take your pick.

Bruce Kopetz's avatar

Can you get high snorting Folgers Crystals or will it just make you pee a lot?

Kent Anderson's avatar

Maybe both, but probably the latter.