Week 77 of our regular morning feature here at Friedman of the Plains Worldwide in which we highlight the great words and works of great men and women, as well as those who are insufferable, delusional, and even fictional.
This Week Catherine the Great
“You can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly but fuck one horse and you will be a horse fucker for all eternity.”
(I can’t actually confirm she said this, nor that she died actually having sex with one, but somebody, somewhere in history needs to have uttered this line. I hope it was she.)
I think I can speak for everyone that this, indeed, earned her the approbation of history.
Thanks!! You gave me my first laugh of the day