Your Morning Carmela

For Thursday, July 18th, 2024

Week 68 of our regular morning feature here at Friedman of the Plains Worldwide in which we highlight the great words and works of great men and women, as well as those who are insufferable, delusional, and even fictional.

This week Carmela Soprano

“"See, that's my question. I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. Like, 'The sun rises on the just and the unjust alike?' Why? . . . That's not right. Let's face it, Father, we got some major contradictions here . . . I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game. You know what I think, Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.”

Bonus Carmela (Same Subject)

You know when Bogie says: "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world why did you have to pick mine." Of all the finook priests in the world, why did I have to get the one who's straight?