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Top 10 Things Trump Plans to Say at His Next Address to Congress

FOTP Friday for . . . March 7th, 2025

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Mar 07, 2025
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Announce that congressional members will no longer get free seats to his addresses and will have to reserve them at trumptickets.com.

Call Elon Musk up to the podium and perform the skit they prepared.

Announce plans for a summer inauguration ceremony to take advantage of the good Washington weather.

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