Top 10 Things Said in American Households Yesterday

Nov 29, 2024

∙ Paid

“Next year, swear to God, I want to be somewhere, anywhere else, even if they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.”

“These cranberries will taste so much better next Thanksgiving when real Americans pick them.”

“I got $20 says he declares Martial Law by June and has a massive coronary by November — any takers?”

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