Top 10 Things Matt Gaetz Will Do Now
FOTP Friday List for . . . November 22nd, 2024
Divorce his wife, since there’s no need to keep up appearances anymore.
Hire tech geeks to break into the computer of Florida’s Secretary of State and delete his resignation letter, which he was required by law to submit.
Take a vow of celibacy, accept Jesus, and plan to run for Florida governor.
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