Top 10 Things Kimberly Guilfoyle Is Doing to Prepare Herself to Become U.S. Ambassador to Greece

FOTP Friday List for . . . December 13th, 2024

Donald Trump has named Kimberly Guilfoyle, a former Fox News host who has been engaged to Trump’s eldest son, to be the U.S. ambassador to Greece. “For many years, Kimberly has been a close friend and ally,” Trump wrote in a statement. “Kimberly is perfectly suited to foster strong bilateral relations with Greece, advancing our interests on issues ranging from defense cooperation to trade and economic innovation.”

Learning the expression Den píra aftí ti douleiá giatí gamó ton próedro, óchi ton gio. Eímai ikanós, diáole (“No, I didn’t get this job because I’m fucking the president’s son. I’m qualified, damn it!”)

Coming up with a directive that would ban the reading of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle at the U.S. Embassy in Athens because they were gay.

Finding out if the Pelopons or the Nesians won the Peloponnesian War so she can impress her Greek counterparts with her knowledge of the history of their land.