Top 10 Things Haters of Taylor Swift Will Do If the Chiefs Win the Super Bowl and She’s in Attendance

Feb 09, 2024

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Demand a congressional investigation into Swift’s financial empire, web usage, carbon footprint, and “sick alternative lifestyle.”

Claim that the game clock, refs, dimensions of the field, and Travis Kelce’s postgame drug test were all compromised.

Plant drugs on her and her traveling “Swifties” the next time she tries to re-enter the country.

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