Top 10 Things Elaine Chao Said to Her Husband, Mitch McConnell, After He Failed to Defend Her

FOTP Friday List for . . . October 7th, 2022

After criticizing McConnell for approving "Trillions of Dollars worth of Democrat sponsored Bills," Trump wrote on Truth Social that he believes the Senate Minority Leader is doing so either to spite him "because he hates Donald J. Trump" or because he "believes in the Fake and Highly Destructive Green New Deal . . . In any event, either reason is unacceptable," Trump wrote. "He has a DEATH WISH.” The former president proceeded to insult McConnell's wife, former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao: "Must immediately seek help and advise from his China loving wife, Coco Chow!"

“At least correct his grammar — it’s advice, not advise.”

“You had, like, $1,400 in the bank when I met you — and now you’re worth about $35 million. You think that was hard work on your part or my father’s fucking shipping company, you ungrateful bastard?”

“What does Trump have to do before you defend me — say that my vagina runs sideways and that he wouldn’t bring his dry cleaning to me?”