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Top 10 Recipes/Suggestions From RFK Jr. on 'The Real Food Show'

FOTP Friday List for . . . July 31st, 2026

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Jul 31, 2026
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From notus.org:

Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launched an online cooking show on Thursday that aims to teach Americans that making healthy meals can be “delicious and affordable,” according to the show’s splashy new web page.

Recipes:

Raccoon Testicular Salad: A potpourri of foreskin from an assortment of raccoons — Procyon lotor, Procyon Pygmaeus, and Procyon Cancrivorous — from Costa Rica, Argentina, and Uruguay, all slowly simmered in the animals’ own urine.

Freshly Killed Decapitated Bear: Immediately after beheading, serve raw and adorn with onions, capers, parsley, salt, pepper, raw egg yolk, and fresh marijuana leaves.

Sautéed Worms: Place live worms over kale, sprinkle with DDT for a light, refreshing invertebrate animal appetizer. Serve with a classic demi-glace reduction.

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