Top 10 Other Facts J.D. Vance Claims About His Children

FOTP Friday List for . . . September 27th, 2024

From the Hindustan Times:

Vance was browsing through a supermarket along with his two children when he went over to the egg section and decided to use its high prices to highlight inflation and blame it on President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris. In the video, he said, “Looking at the prices here, things are way too expensive because of Kamala Harris’ policies.” His son cut in to point at a carton of eggs. Vance said, “Yes, buddy. Want some eggs? Let’s talk about eggs. Because these guys actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning,” referring to his children.

Vance has three children, Ewan, 6, Vivek, 4, and Mirabel, 2, meaning each child, if we were to prorate the consumption of eggs, eats 4.66 eggs per day, every day, before noon. No word on their cholesterol.

Ewan read Hillbilly Elegy when he was four and asked if anything could be done about liberals’ sense of entitlement.

They all prefer the taste of unpasteurized milk and beef injected with synthetic hormones.

They’re afraid that Atlas, their new German shepherd, will be eaten by Central and South American immigrants if their dad is not elected vice president.