Top 10 Kinds of Americans Born Here Most Likely to Be Deported Next

FOTP Friday List for . . . July 4th, 2025

From ABC News:

“They’re not new to our country. They’re old to our country. Many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here, too, if you want to know the truth,” he said. “So maybe that will be the next job.” — President Donald J. Trump, July 1st, 2025

(That’s right. The fucking president of the United States said that.)

Cartoonists who depict Trump as a slovenly, inarticulate buffoon with a combover.

Any Black or Hispanic who doesn’t willingly give up his or her Ivy League acceptance to a White who really, really wants it and thinks he would have had it had the Black or Hispanic not benefitted from DEI.

Every SNL cast member since 2016.