Top 10 Andrew Cuomo PickUp Lines

FOTP Friday List for ... March 5th, 2021

1) “Really? You think my brother Chris is handsome. I guess. But ask yourself: could I do his job? Absolutely. Could he do mine? See what I’m saying. It’s not just about looks. Who’s more accomplished?”

2) “Yeah, but I wouldn’t grab your pussy the way Trump would, even though I could, being who I am. But I won’t. So, in that light, it’s clear, we’re not at all alike.”

3) “Remember that line in Rocky when Stallone says, ‘I’m going to kiss you. You don’t have to kiss me back if you don’t want to’? Just for laughs, you be Adrian and I’ll be Sly, OK? I’m going to take your hat off now.”

4) “Did you see how sensitive I was when I was doing all those COVID-19 updates? I was both strong and compassionate. A lot of women like yourself get turned on by that combo.”

5) “Being married to a Kennedy was no piece of cake, let me tell you. They’re an entitled bunch. I don’t think she could handle my success. But I bet YOU could.”

6) “You don’t look 40. You seem much, much younger. You think I look 63? A lot of people don’t. In fact, they get a young Pacino vibe from me.”

7) “The nursing-home scandal was really blown out of proportion, trust me. It’s much ado about nothing. But enough about politics. You’ve got a great caboose. Anyone ever tell you that?”

8) “Well, where could I put my hand that wouldn't frighten you?”

9) “Albany, mostly, but I have a place in Manhattan, too. It’s cool AF.”

10) “But if I were president right now, I wouldn’t be here and then I wouldn't be talking to you, now, would I?”