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My Diary (Week 40)

My Diary (Week 40)

YOUR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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Tuesday, July 9th, 2024

Did you see where SICK JOE that’s my new name for him because he’s SICK with something with his brain or how he thinks he has MS OR ALSHEIMER IT’S NAMED AFTER LOU GERICK THE YANKEE I think I’M not a doctor it’s POSSIBLE A specialist I don’t know who EXAMINED HIM more than 20 TIMES at the White House MY WHITEHOSE to see if he’s NUTS or handicapped or MUSCULAR DYSTROPHE MS OR MD IT’S CALLED THE SAME. He’s UNFUNCTIONING. Jerry LEWIS was a friend of mine and I gave ALOT of money ALOT during the TELETHON even when people weren’t watching. He ASKED me to be on the SHOW ALOT. I HELPED THEIR RATINGS WHEN I WAS. THOSE KIDS IN THE CHAIRS WHO COULD BARELY TALK OR FUNCTION WERE VERY HAPPY WHEN THEY SAW ME and I ALWAYS COMPED THEIR MEALS EVEN WHEN THEY HAD TROUBLE EATING or HAD THE MOUTH STRAWS WHEN THEY DID AND THEIR PARENTS CAME TO MY GREAT CASINOS WHICH I CLOSED DOWN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. I LOVE AMERICA AND IT LOVES ME. THE MILITARY SAYS SOME GAVE SOMETHING SOME GAVE ALL. I DID TOO.

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